Friday Fibs

Friday Fibs this week from https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/19/fibbing-friday-19th-august/ fromhttps://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/

1. What is a broom? It is the noise a child makes when they are pretending to drive a car.

2. What is a doughnut? Homer’s device for keeping his stress about Bart to a minimum.

3. What is a penny farthing? It is what you use when you want to spend a penny. Mostly when you want to go to the toilet, but many more penny farthings are needed now.

4. What is a blanket? It is when you can’t remember why you walked into a room, or have gone upstairs. The brain goes blanket, and you have to go back to where you came from to find out.

5. What is a socket? It is the odd sock, left without its mate.

6. What is tapestry? When you turn a tap on during a hosepipe ban, and it tells you why you shouldn’t waste water.

7. What is e-mail? An angry male when he is told he cannot have sweets.

8. What is a shower? Confetti, where a child’s gender is revealed.

9. What is a sandbag? A bit like a handbag, but where a camel keeps their water.

10. What is chocolate? It is the most wonderful thing, making everyone in a good mood. She Hulk uses it when she wants to be herself again.