Fibbing February

This week’s Friday fibbing from https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/02/03/fibbing-friday-3rd-february/

1.    COOT Drunk men and women, leaving the pub after their monthly meetings about the price of beer.
2.   DUNLIN It is Barry, after a night in the pub, he rings his wife Lynne and says I’m done, pick me up.
3.   HOBBY – It is the name of the Trojan horse – they had to name it something.
4.   KNOT I do not know backwards.
5.   RUFF – Poor Barry, he does feel horrible the next day.
6.   SCAUP A Liverpudlian, who has moved to America.
7.   SERIN Like a shoe in, but for a knighthood.
8.   SMEW A cat, when he has been fed will always say smew.
9.   SNIPE Barry’s wife, she will always tell him off, but only when she knows he has a headache.
10. TWITE – A twit with an extra e, used by wives when moaning about their drunken husbands.