It is all Fibs

Questions from https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/05/12/fibbing-friday-12th-may/

Why did Don Mclean drive his Chevy to the levy?

He needed his car to have a service, it had been making a strange banging sound.

Who will stop the rain? Me, because next week there will be no rain on my holiday.

Where does the love go? Down the tubes because you cannot trust hormones to do anything.

Who shot the deputy? It was the landlady of the Rose and Crown. He was a wolf, and it was her job to keep the village safe.

Why was nobody getting fat except Mama Cass? She ate all the cake.

How did the blackbird break its wings? By crashing into the king’s fortune.

What did the Traveling Wilburys find at the end of the line? A whole lot of nothing.

What instrument did Mr. Bojangles play? The triangle, and he made millions.

Who lived on Desolation Row? Mr Bojangles, sadly the triangle was no longer loved.

Why couldn’t the Rolling Stones get any satisfaction? Customer service, all they got was a computerised voice and a ten minute wait for a real person to tell their problems to.